Alfresco Smugness

Eating an Italian fish dish on the patio, filling in a crossword clue postioned on a deck-chair, cutting an apple and placing apple chunck in the mouth using the knife and thumb, licking your finger to test the direction of the wind, a picnic with tartan blanket, new multi-featured walking boots, map-reading, compasses, topiary, a bat box, identifying bird calls, correctly pitching a tent, mowing the lawn in two directions, a bonfire in a bin, duffel coats, binoculars, a sun dial, spot-check weeding, knowing unmarked footpaths, deeply inhaling 'fresh, country air'........